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hicdickforbreakfast:

parent: [walks in without knocking] hey dinner’s ready

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anie6142 whispered, "This is the Amazing Person Award! Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different people, who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it’s sweet to know someone thinks you’re amazing inside and outside :3"

Awww thank you so much sweetie! Right back at you :3

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vikingofficial:

Asexual spin-the-bottle where two people have to share a long, intimate high five

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howtotrainyourdespicablemonster whispered, "As a friend you're obligated to like every selfie I post, even if they suck like the ones I just posted xD"

black-scales-n-white-snow:

You have to tag me in your selfies so I can see!!!!

GOD DAMMIT QUEENIE NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO SEE ME BEGGING FOR NOTES

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posted 1 hour ago (© black-scales-n-white-snow)

Closed rp w/Lucy Arranged marriage au 

black-scales-n-white-snow:

nsfwhijack:

black-scales-n-white-snow:

nsfwhijack:

black-scales-n-white-snow:

nsfwhijack:

black-scales-n-white-snow:

nsfwhijack:

black-scales-n-white-snow:

nsfwhijack:

Hiccup grinned tiredly, feeling spent and drowsy and happy and -
"Gross?" He scrunch his nose at his lover, pouting. "That was not what I was expecting, exactly… Though yeah, now that I think about it," Hiccup glanced at the pale stomach covered in cum.
"…you do look pretty gross. I’ll change into new underwear and pants, you go on and clean yourself quickly so we can cuddle," Hiccup decided, kissing Jack gently and lovingly, sighing when they parted.
"…told you it wouldn’t hurt if we did other things~" he chuckled, teasing.

Jack stuck his tonge out. “I meant I felt sticky, but before that?”

He pushed himself up and kissed his husband lovingly. “I definately want to do that again, being with you, you touching me.” He giggled softly and twirled his fingers in Hiccup’s hair.

"Hmmm I don’t see what all the fuss was about we should have done that long ago~." He blinked and smirked he slipped off the bed only to lean over and whisper in Hiccup’s ear. 

"Though I wouldn’t mind if it hurt if you slicked that hair of yours back. That really gets me all hot on the inside." He grinned and skipped out happy with himself.

Hiccup chuckled, but he was blushing in embarrassment. “I liked it too, Prince Jack…”
He huffed a little, cheeks coloring darker. “I just… I didn’t think you were ready for that, okay? Odin, I was just being careful,” he mumbled grumpily as Jack sauntered off.
He got up, buckled his prosthetic in place, and changed clothes quickly, putting the used ones in the basket - silently praying that they hadn’t gotten any cum on the sheets… Otherwise, the maids would have a field day…

Jack washed off and walked back in his room throwing his dirty clothes in the basket before slipping into bed. He wrapped his arms around Hiccup feeling satisfied. He smiled sweetly and pecked the other’s nose and tanged his legs with Hiccup feeling the comfrotingly familiar nub of the other’s left leg. Most would no doubt shiver but Jack spent so long tangled in these limbs he was so accustom to it. 

"Have I ever told you how much I love you cause I am pretty sure I haven’t."

Hiccup smiled, returning the kiss gently.
"Hm, I’m pretty sure you haven’t…" He smiled teasingly, cuddling closer, appreciating how Jack didn’t mind his missing foot.

"Hmmm then I love you I love you I love you." He chanted and snuggled up to his husband. A grin on his face as he nuzzled the older boy.

Hiccup grinned down at his husband, kissing his streaked hair with care.
"Mhm I love you too I love you too I love you too," he smiled, inhaling Jack’s familiar smell.
Just when his eyelids were already fluttering close, Hiccup blinked them open slowly. “Hey… Jack? That wasn’t…inappropriate, right?”

Jack giggled and felt his eyes close. Love lulling him to sleep. Hiccup’s question kept him up and he shook his head.
"I was ready and comfortable. Besides I love you it wasn’t."

Hiccup nodded slowly, going back to cuddling as close as possible.
"…you sure sounded like you were enjoying yourself," he commented in a low voice by Jack’s ear, before kissing it softly (and maaaaybe nipping at the lobe lightly).

Jack whimpered and nodded face red and he bit his lip. He couldn’t help it. It seemed like recently he couldn’t help himself.
The satisfaction he just felt was needed.
"Yes- d-did you feel good too."

Hiccup shivered when his husband agreed easily, humming in response. “I did, obviously…” And then, before he lost the courage, Hiccup added:
"How could I not, with those sounds you made…" He nuzzled on the pale neck, kissing it sweetly and curling up on the other boy.

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posted 1 hour ago (© queenofyoursoda)

Reblog if you’re unattractive.  

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Closed rp w/Lucy Arranged marriage au 

black-scales-n-white-snow:

nsfwhijack:

black-scales-n-white-snow:

nsfwhijack:

black-scales-n-white-snow:

nsfwhijack:

black-scales-n-white-snow:

nsfwhijack:

Hiccup grinned tiredly, feeling spent and drowsy and happy and -
"Gross?" He scrunch his nose at his lover, pouting. "That was not what I was expecting, exactly… Though yeah, now that I think about it," Hiccup glanced at the pale stomach covered in cum.
"…you do look pretty gross. I’ll change into new underwear and pants, you go on and clean yourself quickly so we can cuddle," Hiccup decided, kissing Jack gently and lovingly, sighing when they parted.
"…told you it wouldn’t hurt if we did other things~" he chuckled, teasing.

Jack stuck his tonge out. “I meant I felt sticky, but before that?”

He pushed himself up and kissed his husband lovingly. “I definately want to do that again, being with you, you touching me.” He giggled softly and twirled his fingers in Hiccup’s hair.

"Hmmm I don’t see what all the fuss was about we should have done that long ago~." He blinked and smirked he slipped off the bed only to lean over and whisper in Hiccup’s ear. 

"Though I wouldn’t mind if it hurt if you slicked that hair of yours back. That really gets me all hot on the inside." He grinned and skipped out happy with himself.

Hiccup chuckled, but he was blushing in embarrassment. “I liked it too, Prince Jack…”
He huffed a little, cheeks coloring darker. “I just… I didn’t think you were ready for that, okay? Odin, I was just being careful,” he mumbled grumpily as Jack sauntered off.
He got up, buckled his prosthetic in place, and changed clothes quickly, putting the used ones in the basket - silently praying that they hadn’t gotten any cum on the sheets… Otherwise, the maids would have a field day…

Jack washed off and walked back in his room throwing his dirty clothes in the basket before slipping into bed. He wrapped his arms around Hiccup feeling satisfied. He smiled sweetly and pecked the other’s nose and tanged his legs with Hiccup feeling the comfrotingly familiar nub of the other’s left leg. Most would no doubt shiver but Jack spent so long tangled in these limbs he was so accustom to it. 

"Have I ever told you how much I love you cause I am pretty sure I haven’t."

Hiccup smiled, returning the kiss gently.
"Hm, I’m pretty sure you haven’t…" He smiled teasingly, cuddling closer, appreciating how Jack didn’t mind his missing foot.

"Hmmm then I love you I love you I love you." He chanted and snuggled up to his husband. A grin on his face as he nuzzled the older boy.

Hiccup grinned down at his husband, kissing his streaked hair with care.
"Mhm I love you too I love you too I love you too," he smiled, inhaling Jack’s familiar smell.
Just when his eyelids were already fluttering close, Hiccup blinked them open slowly. “Hey… Jack? That wasn’t…inappropriate, right?”

Jack giggled and felt his eyes close. Love lulling him to sleep. Hiccup’s question kept him up and he shook his head.
"I was ready and comfortable. Besides I love you it wasn’t."

Hiccup nodded slowly, going back to cuddling as close as possible.
"…you sure sounded like you were enjoying yourself," he commented in a low voice by Jack’s ear, before kissing it softly (and maaaaybe nipping at the lobe lightly).

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posted 2 hours ago (© queenofyoursoda)

lomonte:

I will carry you thro it 

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you

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You've Just Been HiJacked




Lucy, 17. Welcome to my blog :D
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